My Epic Battle · Monday, 12 Nov 2007 | 09.35.03 PM
So I just got home after a night of classes and merrymaking with the bunch. I take a shower and plan to sleep right afterwards. I’m just rinsing off when I feel a sting on my back. I look over my shoulder and what do I see but a FUCKING COCKROACH MUNCHING ON MY GODDAMN SHOULDER. I run out of the shower (the shower head is still running at high pressure) alternately trying to swat the thing off and trying not to squish him on my shoulder. After a while of funny-dancing, I retrieve my glasses from the shower to survey the damage.
Shower head still spewing water into the bathroom; life intact; COCKROACH STILL ON GODDAMN SHOULDER. I grab my towel and start whipping at the roach in full zest. Whip glasses off accidentally. Another segment of funny-dancing over, and I pick up my glasses half-afraid, but it’s okay. Roach on its back on the floor. I rulez.
So here I am after twenty-plus scourings. I also doused my shoulder with alcohol (also doused roach with alcohol, just for good measure/revenge). I am too excitable to sleep, 730 class notwithstanding. I know what the hell kind of nightmares I’ll be having tonight.
In the other room, trying to “relax.”
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Haha. Be thankful it wasn’t a rat. Ew. Or a dead hamster.
— Tin Monday, 12 Nov 2007 | 09.45.20 PM #
dunno if i should be disgusted or amused. :p
— vix Monday, 12 Nov 2007 | 09.47.27 PM #
you what what came to my head first? not the poor cockroach, but you dancing naked (with bubbles unrinsed yet)
mehn, what a sight XD should have recorded that…
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